1 - Did I get an invitation to Kate and Aaron's badass wedding/dance party/funfest?
(If so)
2 - Did I send back my RSVP card?
(If so)
Congrats! We'll be happy to see you there, and remember to check out all the random details on this website to make your wedding experience all the better!
(If not)
SEND IN YOUR RSVP CARD NOW! YOU ONLY HAVE UNTIL SEPTEMBER 15 - THAT'S IN LESS THAN A WEEK! IF YOU DON'T SEND IT IN, THERE WILL BE NO DELICIOUS FULTON BEER, NO ENJOYING DJ BE-EASEY'S DANCE STYLINGS, AND NO OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO ANNOY US BY CLINKING YOUR FORKS CEASELESSLY AGAINST YOUR GLASSES!
That is all.
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